Friday, December 26, 2003
Thursday, December 11, 2003
[what kind of advice is this?]
MANILA (Reuters) - An irate Filipino housewife sliced off her husband's penis while he slept after she discovered text messages from another woman on his mobile phone.
A local radio station reported the woman rushed her husband to hospital in Manila Thursday when large amounts of blood flowed from his wound, but that she forgot to bring the severed piece of flesh.
Doctors were able to restore his manhood after she raced home to collect the missing piece. The man, a welder, told the radio station he had forgiven his wife.
Callers to the station, reacting to the news, offered helpful hints to wayward husbands such as never sleeping on their backs and always keeping mobile phones tucked under the pillow.
reactions to this tale: (1) boo to cheating husbands, (2) boo to psycho wives, (3) society is going bonkers.. (4) ICK.
MANILA (Reuters) - An irate Filipino housewife sliced off her husband's penis while he slept after she discovered text messages from another woman on his mobile phone.
A local radio station reported the woman rushed her husband to hospital in Manila Thursday when large amounts of blood flowed from his wound, but that she forgot to bring the severed piece of flesh.
Doctors were able to restore his manhood after she raced home to collect the missing piece. The man, a welder, told the radio station he had forgiven his wife.
Callers to the station, reacting to the news, offered helpful hints to wayward husbands such as never sleeping on their backs and always keeping mobile phones tucked under the pillow.
reactions to this tale: (1) boo to cheating husbands, (2) boo to psycho wives, (3) society is going bonkers.. (4) ICK.
Wednesday, December 03, 2003
[lovin'] that m&m christmas ad when the red m&m and santa both fall down at the same time, leaving the last *and best tasting* yellow m&m standing! :D
[we don't have finals at work] so may everyone have the strength, luck, stamina, and easy tests to survive through december =) nope, we don't have finals at work (just every day tests where you turn things into your manager and wait to be critiqued! -- i'm just kidding, it's not really that bad), but i do face a pretty tricky challenge once in awhile.
every time i start at a new client, it is such a relief (in the two ways you're thinking about) when i manage to locate the toilet :D *ah*
[the fantasy bball update] i successfully started off my first day of fantasy bball at 1st place -- fell to 9th place -- went up to 3rd place -- went down to 5th place -- and now i am hovering around the 5th, 6th, 7th position.. =P bah humbug.
[you like presents?] tell me waht you want, and you might just get a present :D
[we don't have finals at work] so may everyone have the strength, luck, stamina, and easy tests to survive through december =) nope, we don't have finals at work (just every day tests where you turn things into your manager and wait to be critiqued! -- i'm just kidding, it's not really that bad), but i do face a pretty tricky challenge once in awhile.
every time i start at a new client, it is such a relief (in the two ways you're thinking about) when i manage to locate the toilet :D *ah*
[the fantasy bball update] i successfully started off my first day of fantasy bball at 1st place -- fell to 9th place -- went up to 3rd place -- went down to 5th place -- and now i am hovering around the 5th, 6th, 7th position.. =P bah humbug.
[you like presents?] tell me waht you want, and you might just get a present :D
