[when technology becomes too much] after drinking enormous amounts of tea at lunch today, i really had to use the facilities. but-- technology got in the way. first off, i couldn't figure out how to open the ladies' room. there was a large glass door in front of me, and a number of buttons around the glass door. i knew i had to push/pull/utter a secret code near one of them, but had no idea where! dah. somebody finally had to exit the ladies' room and the glass door swished to the side. i mean it was cool and everything-- i felt like i was on the star trek enterprise entering one of the conference rooms where the doors make that *swish* noise -- but hey man, i had to pee. then-- while i was using the facilities, it naturally had to be equipped with one of those automatic flusher infra-red thingmajigs. it went off on me 3 times in 30 seconds. i was like: excuse me. i'm not done yet. *shakes head* when i finally left the infernal restroom, i was relieved in more than one way.

[carnal fear] my friends and i went for a bbq on the beach and saw the most bizarre thing. two cats, one that ran up a tree first, were freaking the heck out of each other. well, more like one cat was freaking the bladder out of another cat -- this one cat was so scared that it wouldn't stop peeing. my friends and i are were so amazed at the amount of liquid that was coming out of this poor animal, and at the same time, pretty shocked as to how scared the little cat actually was. the little cat was just crouching on this branch (b/c of course, cats can crouch), making noises, and showing us just how pretty darn freaked out he was. so this is where the term "scaredy cat" comes from.

[apologies] i just realized that this blog entry has been very ~pee~ themed. i apologize. hahaha =)